Merry

an illustration of my black and white evil cat Missy

Name: Merry
Also Known As: Missy
Age: 12
Hobbies: Slapping cats. Glaring at the neighbours.

After Mickey died and left a cat shaped hole in our hearts so we bought Missy from a woman in Mach for a tenner. When we called they said they had other kittens (better kittens) but we definitely wanted the awkward one.
She didn’t really know how to be a cat though. She nested under the bed, had to have someone in the room when she used the litter box and was generally weird.
Once we got her a friend (Wiggles) she figured out two things:

1. How to be a cat;
2. She hated other cats.

She tolerated Wiggles, but still slaps him. She blinded Stink in one of his eyes by slapping him one day. She generally avoids everyone but will go to the care home across the road and eat their food and hide under their beds. She can be in their for days at a time without being seen. I see her most morning when she comes for breakfast but I know she's usually gone by time my wife and the kids leave.
My neighbour has a non-evil counterpart. You can tell that Missy is the evil one because she has a moustache.

my cat Missy as a kitten sitting in my jeans my cat Missy glaring my cat Missy looking slightly alarmed